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Jul 02, 2022
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This last week has felt straight-up bananas.

First, the week started with a poop tornado touching down on my island paradise.

I’m not kidding. Everywhere Wyatt and I ventured there were crazy amounts of doo-doo-everywhere.

Where was FOX, CNN, or MSNBC to report on this environmental anomaly

As Jigsaw & my mom would say; “Want to play a game? or Is this a game?”

It was a Double Dare-esque physical challenge to avoid crazy-shaped poops while avoiding eye contact with certain neighbors. You know what I’m talking about.

Clutching my Glow Worm at night I’d wish for the chance to be on Double Dare. I was oddly drawn to the nose, which was the most disgusting out of the obstacle course options.

Second, I’ve been watching an exorbitant amount of documentaries recently. Or as my mom refers to them; “Some truly awful television.”

Well, she’s not entirely wrong.

The most recent one was; The Deep End. Hence, the 90s Cult Leader Quiz

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