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Belated Musings Edition-they have not aged well....
MUSES! How I’ve missed you!
How have YOU been?
I know, I know-dumpster fire from the bowels of (chicken nugget-faced) man-made hell doesn’t even begin to articulate; it barely puts a dent in it-believe me, I get it.
Awkward Segway
In all sincerity, this beginning part is my feeble attempt to bring a minuscule speck of cheer, escapism, and joyful disassociation—I just added it to the DSM-5. LOOK IT UP, JANET.
Because YOU are kind of (maybe the whole reason) the 90s musing community is so rad! I love hearing about your latest projects/creative endeavors. (Below is more on how I can support and feature your work.)
So I made y’all somethings (well, a heck of a lot of special somethings-that I hope you dig)
I’ve been working diligently on a way to thank each of you wonderful readers/subscribers. (This is when you push play on the videos)
I know, I know……what you’re thinking is this like the “podcast”? (Which, for the record, exists, but until someone can cure a disease by not hating the sound of your voice, it’s just on pause. As my enigmatic co-host can vouch for (HOURS of recorded material!)
Don’t believe me? Well, feast your eyes on this, my beloved’s
I have MANY belated musings.
🚨SPOILER ALERT🚨 they have continued NOT to age well-SUPER FUN!
Quick Debrief/Preview
🔮I got my period during the Supermoon & everyone paid the price🔪 🩸🪓
I have been drafting the riveting commentary on this diabolical 24 hours for months. Don’t worry; subscribers will get all the unhinged details shortly.
But that’s not all (you’d hope, right? Wtf does this bish-me-do all day?!)
🎀Designing/re-designing/cursing/shaking my fist in the air while launching my very own website/portfolio/client: www.aprilstettnercreates.com 🎀 This is the part about featuring your awesomeness-email inquires@aprilstettnercreates.com so we can discuss how best I can feature you during my “Creator’s Coven” series
I’ve been consuming an awful lot of TV; the streaming media kind
Streaming sounds like someone taking a pee.
Alas- before the nightly quilling set in, I best get going while I have my wittiest wits about me-chop chop!
Upon opening Prime this evening, I was promptly greeted by Amazon’s
Cruel Intentions series reboot, I immediately thought of two things:
AMBITIOUS (Sue Selvester voice)
Let’s see this shit-Press Play.
Full disclosure: I am willing and able to entertain just a few “Reboots.” Remember what I said about the “Reboots Being Rude” patent pending-paid subscribers can look forward to this rant by EOD Friday
Ok, muses-if I haven’t made your phone/laptop/computer explode/overheat from my video antics, one last cyber (platonic/consenting) hug from Moi & The Wyatt
xoxo